Jokes+(nothing+Rude)

He He What did the cross say to the naught when he found it staying up past it's bed time? Im CROSS 'cos you've been NAUGHTy XD

Once there was a guy in a bar. He says to the bartender "Wanna hear a polish joke? then the bartender says "Well, I'm polish, the guy sitting next to you is a polish wrestler and the guy sitting behind you is a polish weight lifter. Still wanna tell that joke?" "Nah" says the guy "Then I'd have to explain it //three// times."

Q.What did the maths book say to another maths book? A.i've got more problems then you!haha

What did the chocolate say to the coffee mug oh no its big

The bet !!**
 * A blond joke he he he he

A blond and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was threating to jump from the brooklyn bridge. The blond bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "i'll take the bet!" Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blond gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, "i can't take this, your my friend." The blond said, "NO!. a bet's a bet." So the redhead said, "listen, i have to admit, i saw this on the 5 o'clock news, so i cant take your money." The blond replied, "well, so did i, but i never thought he'd jump again!"

lol ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A ghost walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry we dont serve spirits here".
 * JOELS JOKES**

Q.I have 5 noses 7 ears and 4 mouths what am I?

A .very ugly

Q.What did one toilet say to the other toilet?

A.You look a little flushed.

Q.What do you call a man with a paper bag on his head?

A. Russel

Q.What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

A.Doyouthinkhesawus

Q.What do you call a laddy in the distance?

A.Dot

Q.What do you call a man with a kilt on his head?

A. Scott
 * END OF JOELS JOKES**

Q. why did the doofas get fired from the bannana factory A. he threw away all the bent ones. ha ha

Q.A blind man walked in a shop and picked up dog and span around a lady said to him what are you doing A.looking around.

What did the fat nerd say to the skinny nerd when the fat nerd farted oopsy fartikins